Prohibitionists: Doing God’s work, and failing.

Prohibition goes back a long way. To the Bible, in fact.

There was one forbidden substance in the Garden of Eden: the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

It was only available in said Garden. Population: two.

The prohibitionist in chief was God.

Let me repeat for emphasis:

ALMIGHTY FUCKING GOD IN HEAVEN.

And even He could not get prohibition to work.

Next time you get into a debate with someone who wants to ban something, just say, “So, to make this work, you plan to succeed where God failed?”

 

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