Buy Something Day

As I’m sure you’re well aware, today is Buy Nothing Day, sponsored by those loony anti-corporate Luddites, Adbusters.
In retaliation, I am declaring today Buy Something, Anything Day. Spend, my precious minions! Buy anything and everything your acquisitive little heart desires! Go to your nearest retail megastore and rejoice in the limitless choice of goods available to you, you lucky resident of the industrialized, commercialized 20th century! And when you’re done consuming, go replenish yourself with a nourishing and inexpensive McDonalds’ meal.
Unfortunately, I celebrated BSAD rather prematurely, over the past two weeks in New York. So, I also declare it Buy Sasha Something, Anything Day. In fact, I’ll extend it to a week, so you have plenty of time to choose some nice things for me. Remember, it’s all for a good cause!

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