Crazy Dutch Bastards…

You know, if the Dutch weren’t so adamant about spreading Dutch culture, driving huge SUVs, proselytizing their ultra-right wing religion, throwing their military weight around, on a mission from God to convert the Middle East to Christianity, acting like Crusaders, unsophisticated, and ignorant of Middle Eastern cultural sensitivities, more open to national health care schemes, less fat and stupid, more sensitive, more tolerant of others’ differences, less militaristic, and more focused on culture and things like peaceful trade and growing flowers – maybe then the Islamacists wouldn’t pick on them.
Oh well. Until those crazy dutch bastards change their hegemonic ways, I guess they get what they deserve in the way of Jihad.
And to our radical Islamist readers – would you care for a shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a kipe? No? Bong und a blintz? No?
Zen zere ish no pleashing you.
*Ps. To our Dutch friends – welcome to our world. Of course you aren’t fat, stupid, pushy, militaristic religious fiends – I’m just making the point that all that shit about “root causes” is bogus; the Netherlands is most good things the U.S. isn’t, and is still getting targeted by the Islamacist bastards. You’ve stood by us before in war, as we’ve stood up for you; welcome to the coalition of… I dunno. The Coalition of the Willing along with some who are reluctant but helpful who want to help but are embarassed by Americans generally and don’t want to admit Dubya was right all along. Or something like that.

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One comment

  1. lauraw

    I wonder how far they will allow Western Civilization to be subverted before they decide to denounce 12th Century barbarism and actually do something about it?