Whatever comes to the top of my head, the tip of my tongue, or any other place my words happen to form.
The ass-kicking you will never hear
Our Web host, designer, and all-round God Mike Hendrix is so cool and talented at so many things that I forget what he’s capable of in the “deliciously vitriolic rant” department. Never again will I make that mistake.
You’re a babe, Mike. Keep up the magnificent work.