Traffic stopper

Something tells me that Tim Blair is seriously considering moving to Rome and becoming a traffic cop:
Traffic police patrolling a motorway in southern Italy have a tough decision to take: who will get to drive the force’s first Lamborghini Gallardo?
The gift from Lamborghini has been unveiled in all its blue and white glory, marked with the word “Polizia”.

You know, I’m not a car person, and even I’m swooning at the sight of this beauty.
“Can I help you, officer?”