Here’s One Urban Legend I Hope Is True

Chalk one up for the 4th Infantry Division.
I can only hope this is true.

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3 comments

  1. Al Maviva

    Sadly, rumors that he was buggered by a gang of inmates in the prison workshop, locked in “the hole” for three months by a sadistic warden, and eventually shanked in the prison shower by a guy named “Tiny”, to whom he owed three cigarettes, have also proven unfounded.
    It’s been confirmed, however, that he did lose the egg-eating contest; his pickup football team beat the guards, and he plans to dig his way out with a tiny rock hammer, after defrauding the warden the way he defrauded Iraq for 30 years.
    God, I just love prison films…