Go Wes, Young Man?

Crikey! It’s the best thing since Alan Coren’s “The collected bulletins of President Idi Amin as taken down verbatim by Alan Coren and published weekly in the pages of Punch”!
That’s right…
Wait for it…
It’s the Collected Wisdom of Wesley Clark!
Compliments of MyStupidDog and InstaLanchPundit.